Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers. 
- Dave Barry. American Writer and Humorist best known for his weekly newspaper column. b.1947
posted by Benjamin @ 15.6.06
i try to make my life a search for growth. i want to surround myself with the people that will grow me closest to God.
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i don't want to be afraid to ask the tough questions. although, i tend to be left with a lot unanswered. the only two questions in life that i've answered for sure are: who is my God? and what should i do with my life?
i believe we all have an individual purpose for being on earth and i want to try to do the most with what i've been given to accomplish mine.
15 Comments:
Magentism the language of love, flirting, boardom, and what keeps drawing me back to your page.
Gravity- what brings me down to earth arter dreaming of you.
Duct Tape- waht makes me stick to you during the difficult times.
Whining- All I do when I'm without you.. wink, wink.
Remote control- You don't even have to be near me and you can turn me on.
The Force that pulls dogs towards the groins of Strangers- That's just plain endorphines, being released and causing a sexy kind of croth odour.... it's like Ice cream and chocolate sauce to dogs... maybe not?
I hope you have enjoyed my comments, I figured my quote needed more explanation.
scary.
one time i saw a dog start trying to hump my older brother. i fell over i was laughing so hard...
[speechless]
:)
I love your big dog.
Unless the woman and the building and the trees are really small, and then the dog is just average.
The only thing small on that dog are his feet, and you know what the say about a dog with small feet...;)
The smaller the feet the harder it is to hear the dog that is coming towards the "Groins Of Strangers"
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