posted by Benjamin @ 17.7.06
Monday, July 17
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'"
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show Me."
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
"Get your own dirt."
i try to make my life a search for growth. i want to surround myself with the people that will grow me closest to God.
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i don't want to be afraid to ask the tough questions. although, i tend to be left with a lot unanswered. the only two questions in life that i've answered for sure are: who is my God? and what should i do with my life?
i believe we all have an individual purpose for being on earth and i want to try to do the most with what i've been given to accomplish mine.
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1 Comments:
hahaha - I love that one. A friend of mine told it during the singing part of the service (it was ok, 'cause he was leading). It definitely got mixed reviews, but I have to admit I laughed so hard... partly due to the fact that there were a couple astonished gasps... really a joke involving God.. IN CHURCH??!! gasp*!! Hilarious!
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