turning water into poo
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poo. However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, beer or other liquor because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. WATER = Poo/ WINE = HEALTH Ergo: It is better to drink wine and talk stupid than to drink water and be full of crap. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information; I am doing it as a public service.
posted by Benjamin @ 23.3.07
2 Comments:
ha! ha! that is funny... my, my Ben, you always make me laugh. Please don't stop drinking water. This from a future RN! :)
I know you don't want or need my thanks but I offer it anyway. You are a delight and a true public servant.
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