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Friday, August 31
Wednesday, August 29
Tuesday, August 28
~ Robertson Davies (Canadian journalist and author. 1913-1995)
Monday, August 27
Saturday, August 25
~David Russell (August 25, 1942)
You know those periods in your life were you're ready to move on to the next level and those around you aren't. I've come to a point were it feels like in order to grow i have to trim my social tree. It's disappointing and sad because some of the closest people to me were no longing helping me run the race but actually slowing me down. I didn't actually burn these bridges down i just stopped making them a major thoroughfare . . . And life goes on.
Thursday, August 23
Tuesday, August 21
Monday, August 20
EVER WONDER?
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin ?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? !
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? < BR>
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
It Couldn't Be Done
Somebody said that it couldn't be done, But he with a chuckle replied That "maybe it couldn't," but he would be one Who wouldn't say so till he'd tried. So he buckled right in with the trace of a grin On his face. If he worried he hid it. He started to sing as he tackled the thing That couldn't be done, and he did it.
Somebody scoffed: "Oh, you'll never do that; At least no one ever has done it"; But he took off his coat and he took off his hat, And the first thing we knew he'd begun it. With a lift of his chin and a bit of a grin, Without any doubting or quiddit, He started to sing as he tackled the thing That couldn't be done, and he did it.
There are thousands to tell you it cannot be done, There are thousands to prophesy failure; There are thousands to point out to you, one by one, The dangers that wait to assail you. But just buckle in with a bit of a grin, Just take off your coat and go to it; Just start to sing as you tackle the thing That "cannot be done," and you'll do it."
~Edgar A. Guest
Sunday, August 19
Wednesday, August 15
Sunday, August 12
Saturday, August 11
band names
Sticky Wicket and the Subway Tokens
Digital Trauma
Yucky Knuckles
Jimmy McShaken and the Awesome Possums
Friday, August 10
~Doug Larson
Wednesday, August 8
~Wicked
Saturday, August 4
Friday, August 3
~James Hetfield (August 3, 1963)
Thursday, August 2
1)For every 110 boys in the United States, there are 100 girls. If it isn't working out sister ... let it go, find a better one. HOKAY?
2)Aerobic, ballet, or modern dancing for 3 hours straight burns 1,093 calories for a person who weights 135lbs.
3)The word "lethologica" describes the state of not being able to remember the word you want.
4)Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down -- hence the expression "to get fired"
5) The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.