Thursday, March 30

With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?

relpats (answer in reverse)

"Be an opener of doors."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."

~Mark Twain

Wednesday, March 29

"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."

~Woody Allen

"Not until we are lost do we begin to understand ourselves."

~Henry David Thoreau

I love sitting in my car in the rain listening to music and thinking

Fountain of Wayne

i just can't help myself

Tuesday, March 28

Josh 3.28.06 post

"History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon."

~Napoleon Bonaparte

"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not."

~ralph waldo emerson

Monday, March 27

"Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself."

~Author Unknown 

Ben's Moving Castle

phone call reporting a car accident

I have to repost this because i don't think i actually got it from Marisa's blog

~but Pam's. ok that's all

If you had to be retarted what sound would you want to make?

(please don't take offense. think honestly. it is only a question)

"If you want to build a ship don't herd people together to collect wood and don't assign them tasks and work, but rather teach them to long for the  endless immensity of the sea."

~Antoine-Marie-Roger de Saint-Exupery

French Riots

The government wants to let firms offer job contracts to people under 26 which would make it easier for them to be fired at short notice. People protest then they riot. God bless the French.

"Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are."

~Antoine de Saint-Exupery

(I have never thought of it this way)

Is the mistake worth the lesson?

I got a new car finally

Friday, March 24

how do you fight an idea?

Thursday, March 23

If Only

he could have ruled the known world... if only

Have you ever swapped shirts with a scarecrow?

Ken

does this remind you of Uncle Mark

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it

"You cannot be lonely if you like the person you're alone with."

~Wayne Dyer

Wednesday, March 22

i replaced my car with a new one

haha I wish

mmmmmmmhjhhhhh..... Aston Martin baby

(maybe someday?)

this made me think of Marisa's uterus for some reason

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well schooled in handling children hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said, "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had answer to every question the father raise. Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that too", the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!

"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."

~Spike Milligan

Currently Listening To.. (and loving it)

Howl' Moving Castle

Hey Brent, remember watching "Spirited Away" while in Malaga, Spain. it encouraged me to rent his next one and i liked it ... alot

Demolition

Tuesday, March 21

A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, Anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?" The boy shook his head and answered, "Got any like a blank report card?"

Sunday, March 19

"Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into."

~Henry Ward Beecher

(click here)

I have to repost this because i don't think i actually got it from Marisa's blog

~but Pam's. ok that's all

I just couldn't help myself

something about naked babies makes me laugh every time

Saturday, March 18

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."

~George Carlin

found my wallet

hopefully getting a new car soon

Friday, March 17

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

~Albert Einstein

I'm glad God likes to have fun on my birthday

so i forgot that it was my birthday again. if you remember, i forgot my 19th last year at Capernwray as well. my car is no more. it decide yesterday to be more expensive to keep running than it is actually worth. so i catch the bus home from work last night and leave my wallet on the bus when i transfer. i miss the last bus home looking for my wallet. i walked most of the way home with my thumb out. caught a ride for the last few blocks. got home at 1:30am.

When it rains it pours. and i'm still laughing

Wednesday, March 15

7 more weeks of dance.

planning on moving back to Bakersfield

but not home.

I'm excited

Everyone needs to plan on coming out 5 days before Jon & Marisa's wedding. little bit of a reunion. and i can show you my world. everyone. start looking for tickets or planning a road trip.

The Anti-Christ is Born!

Tuesday, March 14

Winter finally came. last two weeks : scattered rain and coldness and next week spring will be here. where else but southern cal?

Thursday, March 9

"Be who you are and be that well."

~Saint Francis de Sales

Wednesday, March 8

"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

~Douglas Adams

My mom pointed out to me that when you live alone you become very self focused. and it's true

Thursday, March 2

for the Canadians

"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."

~Rodney Dangerfield

BARE NECESSITIES of life

i'm about done with dealing with all these self-absorbed, materialistic people in OC. or at least the ones i have to deal with. i'm starting to be more and more like that and i don't like it. i'm ready to go back to one pair of jeans for 9 months with stitched holes and Liana's signature flower embroidery, £5 in my pocket, and sleeping in my sleeping bag every night (wait, i still do that last one). but you get my point. all these things and feelings that distract me from my purpose.

Ken and i thought of starting our own clothing company called Bare Necessities. the logo was going to be a sketch of a guy running and just a fig leaf. that's what i want. the Bare Necessities of life. (side note): ask Ken sometime the story that goes with how we came up with this idea because i've blocked it from my memory.