.: 07.06

no matter what it feels like, the world is not against you

When all is said and done, more is said than done. Lou Holtz

There are always flowers for those who want to see them. Henri Matisse

An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world. George Santayana

Paul Valery
"The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up."

"Masks hide the weak and the strong"

~Ian Decour

You are in a car travelling at a constant speed. On your right side is a significant drop-off and on your left side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a large galloping pig, which is the same size as your car, and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?

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. Answer below*

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. Get your sorry, drunken butt off the merry-go-round!

stay in touch with reality

don't click on this title if your not prepared to see the world as it is for some

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning.'" "Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God. "Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man." "Well, that's interesting. Show Me." So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil. "Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God, "Get your own dirt."

"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." Matthew 6:34. After all, today should not just be the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like we treat our cell phones?

What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?

What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?

What if we flipped through it several times a day?

What if we used it to receive messages from the text?

What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?

What if we gave it to kids as gifts?

What if we used it as we traveled?

What if we used it in case of an emergency?

This is something to make you go ...hmm...where is my Bible?

Don't Break The Elastic!!

In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by Oprah on her 70+ birthday. )

Oprah asked her what she thought of growing older.

And, there on television, she said it was "exciting." Regarding body

changes, she said there were many, occurring every day...like her

breasts.

They seem to be in a race to see which will reach her waist, first. The

audience laughed so hard they cried.

She is such a simple and honest woman, with so much wisdom in her words!

Maya Angelou said this:

"I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today,

life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."

"I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she

handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled

Christmas tree lights."

"I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents,

you'll miss them when they're gone from your life."

"I've learned that ma king a "living" is not the same thing as "making a

life."

"I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance."

"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on

both hands; you need to be able to throw some things back."

"I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I

usually make the right decision."

"I've learned that even when I have pains,

I don't have to be one."

"I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone.

People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back."

"I've learned that I still have a lot to learn."

"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget

what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

Please send this to five phenomenal women today.

If you do, something good will happen:

You will boost another woman's self-esteem.

If you don't...the elastic will break and your underpants will fall down

around your ankles! ;-)

Believe me, I didn't take any chances

on MY elastic breaking....-

I've sent this on to a lot of special women--just like YOU--

whom I care about!!!!

attractive

A School Nurse has written the info below -- good enough to share-- And it really works!! I had a pediatrician tell me what she believes is the best way to remove a tick. This is great, because it works in those places where it's some times difficult to get to with tweezers: between toes, in the middle of a head full of dark hair, etc. Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball. Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few seconds (15-20), the tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away. This technique has worked every time I've used it (and that was frequently), and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me. Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way. I even had my doctor's wife call me for advice because she had one stuck to her back and she couldn't reach it with tweezers. She used this method and immediately called me back to say, It worked!" Please pass on, everyone needs this helpful hint.

In a nod to astronauts, Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. Thinkexist.com Quotations

- Tallulah Bankhead. American Actress, 1903-1968

God is like...

God is like.. BAYER ASPIRIN He works miracles.

God is like... a FORD He's got a better idea.

God is like... COKE He's the real thing.

God is like... HALLMARK CARDS He cares enough to send His very best.

God is like... TIDE He gets the stains out that others leave behind.

God is like... GENERAL ELECTRIC He brings good things to life.

God is like... SEARS He has everything.

God is like... ALKA-SELTZER Try him, you'll like Him

God is like... SCOTCH TAPE You can't see him, but you know He's there.

God is like... DELTA He's ready when you are.

God is like... ALLSTATE You're in good hands with Him.

God is like... VO-5 Hair Spray He holds through all kinds of weather.

God is like... DIAL SOAP Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you wish everybody did?

God is like... the U.S. POST OFFICE Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from His appointed destination.

Guns don't kill people, doctors do

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. (B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health Human Services. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Now think about this: Guns: (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million..) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (C) The number of accidental deaths < /span> per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do." >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>> FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets

completely out of hand!!!!! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention

Find out who you are and do it on purpose. Thinkexist.com Quotations

- Dolly Parton. Popular American country Singer and Actress, b.1946

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If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again. Thinkexist.com Quotations

- Groucho Marx. American Comedian, Actor and Singer, 1890-1977

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Tuesday, July 18

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Don't Break The Elastic!!

Tuesday, July 11

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Guns don't kill people, doctors do

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