relpats (answer in reverse)
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Thursday, March 30
With pointed fangs it sits in wait, With piercing force its doles out fate, Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might, Eternally joining in a single bite. What am I?
"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
~Mark Twain
Wednesday, March 29
"Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
~Woody Allen
Tuesday, March 28
"Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful,
we must carry it with us or we find it not."
Monday, March 27
phone call reporting a car accident
I have to repost this because i don't think i actually got it from Marisa's blog~but Pam's. ok that's all
If you had to be retarted what sound would you want to make?
(please don't take offense. think honestly. it is only a question)
"If you want to build a ship
don't herd people together to collect wood
and don't assign them tasks and work,
but rather teach them to long for the
endless immensity of the sea."
~Antoine-Marie-Roger de Saint-Exupery
French Riots
The government wants to let firms offer job contracts to people under 26 which would make it easier for them to be fired at short notice. People protest then they riot. God bless the French.
"Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are."
~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
(I have never thought of it this way)
Friday, March 24
Thursday, March 23
Wednesday, March 22
this made me think of Marisa's uterus for some reason
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father being modern and well schooled in handling children hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said, "Have you thought it out completely?" "Sure," his young son answered. "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get lonely in the night." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had answer to every question the father raise. Finally, in exasperation, the man asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that too", the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!Howl' Moving Castle
Hey Brent, remember watching "Spirited Away" while in Malaga, Spain. it encouraged me to rent his next one and i liked it ... alotTuesday, March 21
A little boy had been pawing over a stationer's stock of greeting cards for some time when a clerk asked, "Just what is it you're looking for? A birthday greeting, message to a sick friend, Anniversary or a congratulations to your mom and dad?" The boy shook his head and answered, "Got any like a blank report card?"
Sunday, March 19
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I have to repost this because i don't think i actually got it from Marisa's blog~but Pam's. ok that's all
Saturday, March 18
"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
~George Carlin
Friday, March 17
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
~Albert Einstein
I'm glad God likes to have fun on my birthday
so i forgot that it was my birthday again. if you remember, i forgot my 19th last year at Capernwray as well. my car is no more. it decide yesterday to be more expensive to keep running than it is actually worth. so i catch the bus home from work last night and leave my wallet on the bus when i transfer. i miss the last bus home looking for my wallet. i walked most of the way home with my thumb out. caught a ride for the last few blocks. got home at 1:30am.Wednesday, March 15
Everyone needs to plan on coming out 5 days before Jon & Marisa's wedding. little bit of a reunion. and i can show you my world. everyone. start looking for tickets or planning a road trip.
Tuesday, March 14
Winter finally came. last two weeks : scattered rain and coldness
and next week spring will be here. where else but southern cal?
Thursday, March 9
Wednesday, March 8
Thursday, March 2
for the Canadians
"I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out."~Rodney Dangerfield
BARE NECESSITIES of life
i'm about done with dealing with all these self-absorbed, materialistic people in OC. or at least the ones i have to deal with. i'm starting to be more and more like that and i don't like it. i'm ready to go back to one pair of jeans for 9 months with stitched holes and Liana's signature flower embroidery, £5 in my pocket, and sleeping in my sleeping bag every night (wait, i still do that last one). but you get my point. all these things and feelings that distract me from my purpose.Ken and i thought of starting our own clothing company called Bare Necessities. the logo was going to be a sketch of a guy running and just a fig leaf. that's what i want. the Bare Necessities of life. (side note): ask Ken sometime the story that goes with how we came up with this idea because i've blocked it from my memory.