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posted by Benjamin @ 19.12.05 6 comments

Quote #6

~the oldest lady i have ever met said this to one of the young girls that got her scarf caught on the garland decoractions at dance competition

posted by Benjamin @ 19.12.05 1 comments

A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile...somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expectingmessages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and they glanced up and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife

Date: Thursday, October 13, 2004

Subject: I have Arrived!

Dearest Love:

I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow, and look forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

PS... Sure is freaking hot down here!!

posted by Benjamin @ 13.12.05 4 comments

ever seen a bald tortuga (turtle)

posted by Benjamin @ 12.12.05 5 comments

The New List for the New Year's eve party at BJ's

Erin

Crystal

Caleb

Caleb's girlfriend (Hannah)

Ashley Lucas

Darin Fiscasomethingoranother

Ben

Ken

BJ

Marisa

Jon

Marisa's friend

Luke

Pam

Danny (still haven't heard for sure)

Janice

Courtnay

Austin

Kaylie

Marisa and Me entered the wardrobe for a few hours

after we went to her grandmothers house. after eating so long like a true bachelor it was great to have some of grandmother's cooking. Marisa's grandmother is great. we come home to Marisa's brother and grandmother watching ultimate cage fighting. and did you know her grandmother use to fly stunt planes. don't get me wrong she is this sweet old grandmother. so so sweet. we watched Capernwray DVDs with her and then grandfather's funeral tape. all in all, a very enjoyable day.

quote for the day

"grandpa wasn't circumcised"

~Marisa's Grandma

posted by Benjamin @ 10.12.05 2 comments

quote #5

~Jeff (my student)

sorry ladies he's married

posted by Benjamin @ 9.12.05 5 comments

a game for those who like to use the math bit of your mind

posted by Benjamin @ 9.12.05 0 comments

quote #4

...and raised elsewhere"

~ advertisement on the back of a furniture truck

posted by Benjamin @ 7.12.05 0 comments

quote #3

~Me (in reguards to dance)

posted by Benjamin @ 6.12.05 4 comments

quote #2

posted by Benjamin @ 4.12.05 2 comments

Quote #1

we were doing this swing routine with this one part were we stick our booties out. apparently i wasn't aiming what little booty i have in the right direction

posted by Benjamin @ 4.12.05 1 comments

the plan is: New Year's Eve at BJ's grandparent's in Olympia

Ben

Ken

BJ

Marisa

Jon

Marisa's friend

Luke

Pam

Danny (although i haven't heard for sure)

Janice

Courtnay

Austin

Kaylie

New Year Plans, Everyone

feel free to use my site to post guys. it makes me feel important.

yes marisa, we can take you friend. but with luke and ken we're full, except for my 10 body trunk. funny side thought. i told my sisters never to talk to men that drive a car like mine.

Pam, and anyone else who cares, we should be to Portland by the night of the 27th. i still have to make sure who we are staying with. in portland, i thought danny. i am taking my car all the way to washington unless. someone wants to drive my 6 people there and back to portland by the night of the 1st. otherwise i'll just take my car. i think we're planning a mass exodus from portland on the 28th or 29th anyway.

this is the list as of yet.

Ben

Ken

BJ

Marisa

Jon

Marisa's friend

Luke

Danny

Pam

Janice

let me know if there is more so i can post them.because i know there is. for those that don't want to have a huge gathering but just hang out with a few close friends, that's great. i just thought we could all at least know who's in the area.

le's do dis!

posted by Benjamin @ 2.12.05 3 comments

thank you everyone. apparently i'm staying with Benjamin (BJ) and yes Luke we can drive you up if you like

posted by Benjamin @ 1.12.05 6 comments